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Sunday, January 15, 2006

My car is a killing machine...

I ran over a grounds dove bird yesterday.

It just wouldn't move - and I thought if I drove slow and kept him targeted for the middle of my car, everything would be fine. But nope it stood there.

And then...

I felt....

the bump....

and I looked in my rearview mirror and saw a flurry of brown and white feathers....

I was not happy.

Neither was my best friend who was listening to me freak out as a recorded message on her answering machine 20 minutes after the fact and thought that I was having some sort of mental breakdown.

I am a killer.

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